Extreme weather stops trains

Another example of the UK rail network being brought to it's knees by extreme weather conditions. What was it this time? Hurricanes? Earthquakes? Flooding?

No apparantly condensation is the culprit. This most extreme weather condition brought trains in hampshire to a standstill after all of the signals were changed to red.

It seems leaves just aren't scary enough anymore, all bow to our new water vapour overlords!